The make-it-your construction has anchored a corner of profane motivational humor for years, and the appeal is taking the polished self-help tone and replacing the platitudes with something blunter, funnier, and a little louder. The Make Every Day Your Bitch 2027 Desk Calendar from Willow Creek Press features daily expletive-fueled affirmations, sharp-edged motivational lines, and pep-talk variations served up against folk-style floral artwork, leaning into the joke that sometimes the only way to start a Monday is by swearing at it first.
- Compact 6.18 x 5.43 inch desk box format with a tear-off page for every day of the year
- 365 daily pages featuring profane motivational quips and expletive-fueled affirmations on folk-style floral backgrounds in a daily desk format
- Covers January 1 to December 31, 2027 with a fresh page for each weekday
- Sturdy desk-friendly easel base lets each day stand upright on the desk
- Compact footprint fits any work desk, kitchen counter, or nightstand; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks on a plastic-free cardboard easel
For readers who keep a coffee mug with at least one swear word on it within arm's reach of the workspace and for the friend who answers self-help advice with an eye-roll. Each daily page tears off cleanly to reveal the next pep talk underneath. The compact desk box footprint fits any work surface throughout the year.
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$18.99
